If you click on the picture bellow, you will automatically be linked forward to the site Charmed Scripts, where you will find the transcript of every Charmed episode. I did not create that site, but the owner says to feel free to link the site, so I made my own banner. To return to AlwaysCharmed, press the 'back' button at the top of your screen, because the site will open in the same frame.

I think it's really fun to read the scripts, especially if you missed an episode. At least then you will now what happened in it. I've copied some funny conversations, just random. If you see any others that are worth mentioning, while checking out Charmed Scripts, please send me a mail.

1x01 Something Wicca This Way Goes
Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.

3x04 All Halliwell's Eve
Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds.

3x08 Sleuthing With The Enemy
Inspector Davidson: And you are?
Phoebe: Phoebe.
Inspector Davidson: Is that like a Cher, or a Madonna, or do you have a last name?

3x11 Blinded By The Whitelighter
Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.

3x13 Bride And Gloom
Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?

4x09 Muse To My Ears
[Cole and Leo went to the Underworld without telling the Charmed ones]
Cole: I know you're mad but before you say anything, we found out that the faction leader is a warlock named Devlin.
Phoebe: Hmm, he looked more like a Joe to me.

4x21 Womb Raider
Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?

5x01 A Witch's Tail (Part 1)
Craig: Who are you?
Paige: Witch.
Leo: Angel.
Phoebe: Mermaid.

5x03 Hapilly Ever After
Head Dwarf: When's her prince getting here?
Piper: She doesn't have a prince.
Head Dwarf: No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
Stinky: I'll do it.
Dwarf: In your dreams stinky. I'll do it.
Stinky: I told you not to call me that.
Head Dwarf: People. A little professional decorum here please.
[to Piper]
Head Dwarf: Forgive them, it's been a while.

5x10 Y Tu Mummie Tambien
Piper: It's like suddenly I'm wearing this big fat neon sign that says 'look out everybody she's pregnant' and everybody's treating me so differently. I'm still me, there's just a whole lot more of me going on.
(Paige walks in.)
Paige: Hey, guys. Oh, I'm sorry, were you ranting?
Piper: Yes, I was, but now I'm done, thank you.

5x13 House Call
Leo: Witch doctors are kind of a wild card. That's why the elders don't want us working with them.
Piper: Well, sometimes we don't want to work with the elders. So we're even.

5x17 Lucky Charmed
Phoebe: It's just research for that stupid article Jason made me do.
Piper: Ah, you said his name without swearing. Does that mean things are going better at work?

6x11 Witchstock
Chris: In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it can't be done.
Grams: That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?

6x23 It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World (Part 2)
Phoebe: No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way.
Leo: This is crazy. You can't leave like this.
Paige: We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?
Chris: I'm the baby. I give you permission to.

7x08 Charmed Noir
Piper: Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the 'g' silent?

7x17 Scry Hard
Phoebe: (to phone) Elise, where have you been? I've been trying to reach you all day.
Elise Rothman: (from phone) That's funny. I've been trying to avoid you all day.